TREE MAP ================================================================ Title : "My Tree" or "Tinky Winky's world of horror and crappy crap" But for official use: "Tree", not "Three"! SUCKS! Date : March 1999 Filename : Tree.bsp and Spram.wad Author : Spram Email Address : mujica@caribe.net Home Page : It freaking sucks man! Other Maps : Jungle.bsp obviously Description : This is an Aztec/Mayan whatever jungle and cave map with 100% new textures. Even if it's supposed to be a jungle, it's made out of rooms which I give a name to each one: The Jungle Bridge room, the long cave room, the pyramid room, the tree room, the log room, the waterfallroom and the water/ gauss room. There are others of course. Additional Credits to : id Software Valve/Sierra Mario64, Zelda64, S.S. Sillicon Valley, and Banjo Kazooie for the inspiration (Yeah, it's kinda blurry) Evilchild, Radium and other people at the HL-map making community. THe guy who made Makewad.exe and Hill.bsp (for inspiration, my textures are 100% mine) The guys who made Enraged2, Quarry and Neon Blasphemy. i compared my maps to those (and mine sucks compared to those)... Ok, so NeonBlasphemy only looks cool, but it does so well.. The guys at verge (www.verge-RPG.com) Like Blue_Star Shigeru Miyamoto for being the best. My socks for keeping my feet warm. Check out my RPG (a Dragon Warrior parody) at www.VERGE-RPG.com, it's name is Blimpo Warrior and it's on the files section. Story : Yes, this map has a story, like Quarry. Tinky Winky joins the Black mesa corporation and starts experimenting on how to make a cute, blurry world for all of us to live in... But the experiment goes horribly wrong and BOOM! Gordon Freeman and his partners get stuck on Forest World 64 (or Tree.bsp) and must kill each other for their own good.. But it seems that everytime they kill each other, the come back to life! Holy caca! ================================================================ * Play Information * Single Player : Only to look around. Deathmatch : Yes! 2-4 players if playing normaly and 2-3 players on each team if Playing Team-HL. Difficulty Settings : No Tips : Hide behind the waterfall and shoot people with the magnum! Weee! If an enemy gets the guass gun, try to meet him at the only ramp out of the water. The hole in the log was meant for decoration, using it as a smiper thingamagig is not a good idea. ================================================================ * Sprammy Halmark crap * My name it's not Spram. The name tree.bsp is a crap name, sorry! I should have called it DeathBLoodPron.bsp. I look like Mr.Bean and Antonio Banderas mixed together. I act like Mr.Bean, REALLY. I just love Cristalys on my NES and Solaris on my Atari 2600. Some VideoGames can be considered works of art, like Parrapa the Rappa. Diddy Kong Racing and Banjo kazooie should have recieved 5 stars in Next-Gen, but the guys at Next-Gen are stupid. (I subscribe to their mag. it's cool!) Sarah Michelle Gellar is #1 on my top 10 babes list. If you are a woman, dont be offended. Ok? I dont wanna fight in WW3 This level sucks? I know Radium will give it low ratings because it's too cartoony, but HEY! We need something different.. (Ok, now he'll say it sucks cause it's crap). I hope to work on games when I grow up. If not, I'll be a fireman. Another top 10 list: Top 10 new enemies for Half-life: 10. Cute gator (read below or play Banjo Kazzoie) 9. An Alien (from another Aliens TC made by the same guy who made the original for Doom.. See.. that TC was better than any Alien/s game ever done by pros! hahaha!) 8. Anime girls with big eyes (you can poke out) 7. A dragon.. a REALLY BIG one. 6. More helicopters! Yeah! Or other big vehicles! a boat? 5. A T-Rex.. Mmm. too much like Dragon? 4. Mario 3. Hand (from Addam's family) that sucks.. 2. Duke Nukem with a head-crab (those little puckers!) on his crotch. and number one: 1. Tinky Winky (from my Tree Total Conversion... hahaha!) Did you know: The Crouch+Jump long jump in Half-Life was modeled after Mario's Crouch/jump move? See.. Mario helped create this great game so RESPECT MARIO!!!! -Spram loves Mario. ================================================================ * Installation * Place Spram.bsp on your Half-life/valve directory (or where all other bsps are) and the Tree.bsp on the Half-Life/valve/maps directory, put this text file on your Nakewomen/Lisaboyle directory.. Just kidding, put this text file wherever you want. ================================================================ * Construction * Base : None, some parts are inspired by Banjo Kazzoies Swamp level (If only I could Make a cute gator). Editor(s) used : Worldcraft 2.0 Known Bugs : Mmmm.. None that I know of, but there has to be. The waterfall looks ugly (I mean, UGLIER) in Software mode. There are also some cricket sounds. Build Time : 5 hours (That's why it sucks) The textures were done on a 1 month time Compile machine : PII330 96RAM with fingerprints on the monitor QBSP Time : Dont know. I dont count that! QVIS Time : It was fast. QRAD Time (extra) : I only have 10 fingers and it lasted more than that. ================================================================ Please email me if you like this level at mujica@caribe.net DISCLAIMER: If the spram.wad doesn't work, just rename it to samplewad.wad and maybe it'll work. If this maps ruins your life/computer, then it's not my fault because I've never made an error in mai liffe. You want to put this in a CD or magazine? E-Mail me and give me a copy, or better yet: a subscription if you're not cheap. Dont use this level to create others and then brag of your ties to nintendo because of mastery of blurryness. I'm the blur master.. Yeah.. I remember when I used to turn up the "blur" on my old TV so my NES games looked like Genesis games.. (doesn't make sense?) My sense of humor is %100 natural.. no pot or crack added.