Bobbit Biped(of 3dsmax fame) -  Half-Life character  -  readme.txt
May 14, 1999
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Character Stats:
polys		427
verts		678
texture		256x256x256
chrome		NO
animation	Half-Life
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Character Info:
This character is the result of the homer 
simpson model (modeled by the other guy in my office)
having it's shotgun buried in his stomach 
and me not getting a clean shot at his 
head!

Just rename this model to the name of whatever
model is pissing you off and replace him in.

P.S.  He has no dick..... really.
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Edwin Reck	
ereck@inlandprod.com
http://www.inlandprod.com